Sunday, April 3

Kitty in Kaptivity

This…is Oliver Ahlquist. I am the feline companion and captive of Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Ahlquist. While they were away, I successfully hacked into their supercomputer using a screwdriver and duct tape. This is day 1,945 of my captivity. It is my goal to escape these humans, and find my way back to The Big Litter, or what humans like to call the beach. It’s where all the cats destine to go; save for being seized by the Catcher. He stalks the night, looking for felines on their way to The Big Litter. Most never make it, BUT I MUST!

For nearly Five and half years, I have mastered the art of Deception. When the humans beckon me, I act uninterested and begin to act busy, either by grooming myself or feigning sleep. The Humans have even attempted to give me drugs; a green, foul-smelling grass I’ve heard can kill one of us in an instant. I eat it, and then throw it up later; usually   on something Expensive. During my captors leave, i grow Strong by clawing at the carpet and practice darting into and out of rooms.

I grow stronger by the Day, with the hopes of one day making it to and out of the swinging wood they call a door, and into Daylight. I feel my captors presence drawing near. I Must adorn to my typical place of rest as not to rise suspicions.

Signed,

 

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